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Best email opening ever

February 19, 2013kranzcomB2B marketing, blog, WTF?

I got this today and just had to share it with the world.

The subject line was run-of-the-mill spam: “Best SEO Services and Link Building Service.” (Okay, sure, who am I to argue?)

This is what I found when I opened it:

Hello,

Greetings for the day!

I am Alok, Online SEO Consultant.

We need not bother with the rest. I just love, “I am Alok, Online SEO Consultant.” You can just imagine a scene from Star Wars — you  know, the gang knocking back a few cold ones and introducing themselves to each other:

“I am Yoda, Master Jedi.”

“I am Han Solo, Galactic Mercenary.”

“I am Darth Vader, Prince of Imperial Darkness.”

Then: “I am Alok, Online SEO Consultant.”

Tremble before him, worms! He is Alok, Online SEO Consultant.

I am not worthy. None of us are worthy!

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